Category: Getting to Know You
I'm new so take it easy on me. lol
I've already been told that my 1st post makes me sound like a,Shmuck!! LOL so from here things can only better...I hope.
I'm here for a laugh and to make some fun contacts and yes I would like to meet a lady if that were possible.
I'll take time to get to know people if in return you do the same.
I'm 49 I have partial vision, no stick no dog I can guide if needs be.
Don't be put off by my user name it's meant as a little bit of naughty fun on the James Bond theam...00Heaven! licence to thrill. lol
Any ?'s just ask.
Welcome to the zone. Hope you have lots of fun here, and that you make plenty of friends. You can learn more than you'd ever want to know about me in either my profile, the boards or graffiti. I'm usually harmless. LOL
Why don't you tell him the truth, Anthony! You have sharp teeth, and love to practice biting unsuspecting users!
Just kidding. He's all right, mostly.
So am I. I have an awfully strange sense of humor, but need a laugh, most of the time. My favorite color is clear, and I'm often told to sit in the corner of a round room. Again, just kidding. I'm not normal. I am total, and use a wheelchair when possible. I have awful balance, and try not to fall into other people's arms. LOL I do what I can, with what I have. The rest, I don't have, and must accept that. And, if I didn't have a sense of humor, I'd be senseless.
Welcome to the nut house, we call The Zone!
God Bless!
Sarah/Hot Wheels
Oh I don't need practice. I've got the whole biting thing down to a fine art. I usually just lightly nibble, though.
Thanks to the both of you for making me welcome.
Sarah, I'll take you for a spin round my dungeon once I've managed to kick Anthony out the door...he asked if he could come see it, that was a week ago. LOL
X
Welcome to the show of craziness! Lol, Sarah! Anth loves to sleep. Hahaha!
So, I love music, am totally blind, and am a freshman in high school. Want to know more? Read my profile!
best wishes,
Sia fan bp / Marilyn
No no no! I didn't ask to see it. I just asked for a good audio recording of a hot steamy session in it! Hahaha.
If it's a hot and steamy you want I'll record myself in the shower!!
Oh boy, Anthonyyy! Stop scaring this guy! Hahaha!
It gets hot and really steamy in my shower. I have terrible circulation, and I have the water turned up. Hahaha!
God Bless!
Sarah/HW
HW, I hope your shower is big enough for two.
Fluff up the towels, I's a coming!! lol
JB X
Oh, so you're saying you want to take a shower with Sarah? Man!
Oh boy, and that last post just weird. :)